The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The Power to Power

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power... to move you.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The ability to police irony

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!