- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to be an idiot.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to wish you had a power

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

Pointless Super Powers