- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to kill someone with a knife

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to rotten food.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to turn your navel upside down

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to break bones at will.

Pointless Super Powers