cry acid tears

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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the power to sit

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the ability to see through air

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The ability to count to potato

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to divide by 0

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!