- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak using their mouth

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

the power to read your own mind

anything Aquaman does

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

Pointless Super Powers