- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The power to fall without screaming.

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to self destruct

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to be normal and average

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

Pointless Super Powers