- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

the power to defecate while standing up...

The ability to be heard in space

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

power to permanently shrink one eye.

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

Pointless Super Powers