the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!