The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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the power to create a meme

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The super power to shine in daylight

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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the power to sit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!