- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to lick your balls.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

make youself dumb

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

power to permanently shrink one eye.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

the power to turn into a tree

The Power to believe you have superpowers

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to die on the spot and not revive

The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

Pointless Super Powers