The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to not see anything

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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blindness

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!