- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to die

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to release the bogus

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

the power to walk on land.

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to lick your balls.

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

the power to create a meme

make youself dumb

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

Pointless Super Powers