The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to smell people's moods

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!