the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to fail at life

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to block your own powers

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to be a snail

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to pee while standing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!