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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you
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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room
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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.
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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.
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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.
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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!
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The ability to think of an ability - JW
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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.
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The ability to play black ops anytime you want
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The power of the most useless power and have that power.
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The power to stop existing.
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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.
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The power to shit for 5 days
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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.
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The power.
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The power to see in only one random color everyday.
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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will
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The power of having the highest rated comment
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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau
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The power to turn your fingers into penises.
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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)
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The ability to discharge a battery - JW
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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!