The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The ability to get up from the couch.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to murder rocks.

ability to run very fast forever

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

the power to see stuff

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

the power to control nothing

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

Power to instantly turn drunk

the power to enter a coma.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power of 12% levetation

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The capability to draw penises very well

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to sharpen a pen

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!