- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to smell people's moods

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

the power to become translucent

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

Liam Brudenell

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

power to have no power at all

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power of exploding when you think.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to shrink your private parts.

teleport to the place where you stand

the power to any ugly person love you.

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Pointless Super Powers