The power to take huge shits at will.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The ability to like this post

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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the power of the succulent game

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to shrink boobs

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!