The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!