- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink your private parts.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

the power to any ugly person love you.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

Pointless Super Powers