- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to die at will

The power to poo without wiping.

the power to enter a coma.

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to sharpen a pen

the power to get sick

The power to not have a superpower

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

the power to walk on land.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to hear in the dark.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

Pointless Super Powers