- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to die

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

Pointless Super Powers