The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The ability to jump

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!