- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to control dairy products

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to not have a superpower

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

the power to get sick

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to die

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

The power of becoming an apple tree

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to state the obvious at will.

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

Pointless Super Powers