the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to chew with your tongue

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!