- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

the power to hovertate

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

the power of the succulent game

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

the power to become demented

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

The power to smell any point in time

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to read the terms of service.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

Pointless Super Powers