- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

the power to hovertate

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to pee any color

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to control paprika with your mind

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

the ability to blow yourself

Pointless Super Powers