- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to any ugly person love you.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to die

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

Pointless Super Powers