The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to jump

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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Aweonao

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the power to spell words wrong

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!