The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to create another human

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Aweonao

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!