- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to see through things that are invisible.

the power to do nothing

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The ability to control dairy products

the power to turn food into shit

BULLET ATTRACTION.

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to sneeze scissors

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

Pointless Super Powers