The power to have no superpower

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the power to control nothing

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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power to have no power at all

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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the power to walk on land.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!