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The power to lick anything except pussy.
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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want
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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.
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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.
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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!
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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.
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the power to fail at life
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the power to be Justin bieber
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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.
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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.
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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE
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Meltman, with the power to melt!
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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.
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The power to create another human
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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.
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The ability to think of an ability - JW
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Aweonao
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the power to spell words wrong
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the ability to give a potato an orgasm
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The ability to play black ops anytime you want
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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.
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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.
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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.
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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!