- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn food into shit

The power to sneeze scissors

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to die

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to fly inside of airplanes

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

make youself dumb

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to see through glass

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

Pointless Super Powers