- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to die

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to poo.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

The power to state the obvious at will.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

The power to die and not come back to life.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

Pointless Super Powers