- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

the power to become demented

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

The power to smell any point in time

The power of learning

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

the power to do nothing

The ability to go to hell.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

Pointless Super Powers