DIY LOL
Chairman LOL
Joe Blocked
Motivational Generator
Things You Think Only You Do
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
245
246
247
248
249
250
251
252
253
…
Next ›
Last »
The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+109
The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+109
The power to cum out of your finger tips
thumb_up
thumb_down
+107
the power to become demented
thumb_up
thumb_down
+107
The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+105
The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light
thumb_up
thumb_down
+105
the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+103
the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+103
The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+103
The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+103
The power to smell any point in time
thumb_up
thumb_down
+103
The power of learning
thumb_up
thumb_down
+99
The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."
thumb_up
thumb_down
+99
The power to fuck your mum whenever you want
thumb_up
thumb_down
+99
The power to read the terms of service.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+99
The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot
thumb_up
thumb_down
+99
The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts
thumb_up
thumb_down
+99
The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school
thumb_up
thumb_down
+99
the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream
thumb_up
thumb_down
+97
The power to see through things that are invisible.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+97
The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+97
the power to do nothing
thumb_up
thumb_down
+95
The ability to go to hell.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+95
The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+91
« First
‹ Prev
…
245
246
247
248
249
250
251
252
253
…
Next ›
Last »
Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!