the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to create another human

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Aweonao

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!