- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to morph into yourself

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to smell any point in time

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The power to die at will

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power of women's rights.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to make everything worse

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

Pointless Super Powers