The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to have no superpower

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!