- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

the power to morph into yourself

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

The power to fart rainbows

The power to read the terms of service.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power of love

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to break a Nokia

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

Pointless Super Powers