The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to spell words wrong

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!