- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to speak in only anime openings

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to see the past.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The ability to smell colors

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

the power to read this sentence

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to be missed when present.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

Pointless Super Powers