The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to be missed when present.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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power to age faster

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!