- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to not finish your

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

the ability to talk to humans

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

Nope. Just nope.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the ability to look into your brain

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

he power to make mistakes

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

Power to give birth through your penis.

Pointless Super Powers