- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

Justin Bieber

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

The power to smile uncontrollably.

THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

the power to write on cellophane

The power to sweeten sugar

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

The power to get laid by your right hand.

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

to poop a penny every year

the power to itch your teeth

The power to waste money

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power to take a crap.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

To be able to summon old people

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

Pointless Super Powers