- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to part hair.

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to both love and hate marmite.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to speak in only anime openings

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

he power to make mistakes

The ability to sweat poop.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to talk in Wingdings.

the power to read this sentence

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

Pointless Super Powers