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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to see the past.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!