the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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the power to dislike this power

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to waste money

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!