Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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Justin Bieber

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!