the power to disinfect wigs.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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To be able to summon old people

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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the power to not finish your

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!