The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to create another human

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to waste money

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!