The power to both love and hate marmite.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to be french.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to be blind

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to control mealworms

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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power to age faster

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!