The power to like any show

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The ability to hear fish.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!