The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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the power to see the present

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The ability to see into the present.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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boo

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the power to be powerless

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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to poop a penny every year

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!