- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

to poop a penny every year

The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

the ability to talk to humans

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

Pointless Super Powers