The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to run Crysis.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to eat with your butt

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!