I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!