- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

the power to itch your teeth

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

Being only half invisible.

The power to speak only one language

The power to take a crap.

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to have any power on this site.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

the ability to talk to humans

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

the ability to look into your brain

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

he power to make mistakes

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

Pointless Super Powers