The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to see the past.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to die when you get old

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the power to read this sentence

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!