- Pointless Super Powers

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to run Crysis.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to die when you get old

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The power to die at any moment you want.

Acid tears.

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to fail a test everytime

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!