- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read this.

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to like any show

Having taste buds in your anus.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to suck your own dick

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

the power to see the present

The ability to see into the present.

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

Pointless Super Powers