- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to fail a test everytime

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

being allergic to dairy and soy

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to turn any object into food

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to not think of a productive power.

the power to shit out of your nose

Justin Bieber

the power to melt your bones

the power to have another pointless superpower

The power to live,but only when you are dead

Pointless Super Powers