The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!