- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to make yourself forget your life

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to know where the beef is

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

The power to speak braille.

Pointless Super Powers