The power of laser pointer vision.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!