- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

the power to turn into amy rose

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to teleport through open doors.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

Pointless Super Powers