The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!