The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to read this.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!