- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to never finish your sentences because

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

the power to eat with your butt

Pointless Super Powers