the power to melt your bones

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to dislike this power

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!